BAKERISMS Vol XIII

Fred Cheeny with Alfred : fettucini alfredo

Esopheragusses : sarcophaguses

Sensuous : sentient

Lotty : latte

Chunkified : made into chunkments (q.v. )

Excessify : to do in excess

[NOTE: the next two entries stretched my brain a little – I may not have recorded them just right but this is the jist of it...]

Speakee : one spoken to

Speakenage : altering ones grammar relative to the speaker’s gender and the gender of the speakee (q.v.)

Bald-headed step brother : [CENSOR]

Laxative daily attitude : lackadaisical